Today, I had to sneak out of work to get my daughter from her school. Apparently, she had thought that hurling a bowling ball down the stairs during the lunch hour rush would make her cool. In actual fact, it made her expelled. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was expelled from school. By my own mother. FML
Today, in the absence of my god-daughter's parents, I went in their place to see her elementary school's principal. She apparently stood up to a known bully's violence and retaliated, sending said bully to the hospital. Not only she may be facing expulsion, I may get sued by the bully's parents. FML
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML
Today, I slipped on a crayon a little girl threw on the floor, causing me to drop the tray of water I was carrying, making me spill it all over her. After getting cussed out by her mom, I was fired for making a customer unhappy. FML
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
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imseksie 0
She got balls..
Il_Maestro 6
Apparently that was strike three.
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Comments (217)
liquid_sasquatch 10
Better than sneaking out of school!
underguarded 20
I'm interested to know where she got the bowling ball
token_blackguy 18
Where did she get a bowling ball?
Psycho_Babydoll 26
What kind of school keeps bowling balls, especially where the pupils can find them? Sorry but the school was just asking for that to happen. Kids are stupid.
CharliesCool2084 8
I'm glad to hear you're from the good old UK! Sadly not all of our teachers have the same sense of humour as the average teenager.
_highandlow 5
Wow, kids do anything to get other kids to like them…
ChubbyNicki 6
You're the who raised a dumb ass. Deserved.
unknown_user5566 27
You're the who? What does that even mean? You're a dumbass. Deserved.
Danielt876 0
Learn proper grammar you ******* ****** lover
MDTeddy 13
Did she shout yolo? That would really lower her standards. Although, she might have had none to begin with.
imeatingapie 1
How the hell did she get a bowling ball to school?