Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube. FML
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Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML
Today, I was looking at some cellphones with my dad, when an assistant asked if we needed help. My dad said, "Yeah, does this have parental controls? My son watches some freaky stuff, some damn freaky stuff." I don't watch anything weird, but thanks for humiliating me, dad. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, my 10-year-old "helped" me by “fixing” the parental controls on the iPad. I didn’t ask for help. Now it won’t let me access email, news, or even Google, but it will let me watch 47 hours of baby cartoons. I've been locked out of my own device by someone who can’t eat spaghetti without ruining a shirt. FML
Today, I was helping my Dad with an internet issue he was having. He gave me his tablet to check it out. I opened the browser, and there were 8 tabs open. All of them were PornHub. FML
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, just like almost every other day, my mom goes onto the computer and scolds me for what I watch on YouTube, even when the videos aren't that graphic. Today she scolded me because she found out that I'd watched videos related to the Max Headroom signal intrusion back in '87. Why can't I just watch what I want? FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
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Top comments
livewire1701 8
Well they are called "parental controls".
ApollosMyth 22
If it's your iPad, why not just put a passcode he doesn't know?
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Comments (81)
Enslaved 38
How'd you find out? Hopefully it's from the YouTube history and not because he returned it to you all sticky! Poor guy! Get him his own iPad. He just wants to watch a little skin and some harmless PG-13 stuff. :P
thunderniron 22
Ummmmm YouTube doesn't allow 'dirty' videos. Sounds like you need to lighten up.
VulpesImortalis 4
YouTube doesn't allow ****
flockz 20
what nipples? that's outrageous!! give me the exact name of the video or even the URL so i know which video i should not click on.
Brice28_fml 10
I believe the song, "we are young volcanoes" has nipples in its video.
armyaggie 11
Sounds like you and your dad's roles have been reversed...
mangoboy1 19
Type in Toyota supra drift and there a video about a minute long with a nip slip at the end and it has millions of views but is still on YouTube.Most of those views are me.
worldclassrager 41
Put a lock on with only you knowing the pass code...on my iPad I have a phrase I use...but on the point why use your iPad? Doesn't he have some other source?
kenoswild 14
I think you're mistaken. You must have meant tube8, extremetube, pornhub, etc. what? Oh snap! Ok, slowly walking backwards out the door....
Drifting 21
Or you could just not leave it around for him to play with....