Today, I had to present a program to my supervisors in University. Not being a native English speaker, I used my own invented abbreviations for parameters in the program. Apparently STD is not an appropriate abbreviation for "standard deviation." I can still hear them laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I "answered" an email instead of "forwarding" it. As a result, there is a chance that my Master's thesis supervisor gets a message from me starting by the F-word, and complaining about my bad work and inability to understand a deadline. FML
Today, my supervisor forced me to bring the image of a failed simulation to the group meeting, because he thought it looked funny. So did the others and it's now going on our webpage. I have to provide a scientific description of how I made a mistake in my code. FML
Today, I pronounced FAQ as 'fuck' to my boss. I'm not a native speaker. FML
Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, I was warned that I was failing too many students and it had to stop, so I showed my boss all of the easy assignments a lot of students didn't even turn in. She told me to stop using so many "big words" in them. I teach at a four year University. FML
Today, I presented the worst seminar presentation probably in the entire history of my graduate department. I kept stumbling over questions, and overall, making an ass out of myself. I probably should leave my masters program at how thoroughly I burned myself. FML
Today, I wanted to look clever during a work meeting, so I used a thesaurus to find a fancy word for “important.” I ended up calling a project "pivotal" but mispronounced it as "pee-votal" in front of everyone. FML
Today, a tourist from an English-as-second-language country taught me a new word. In English. FML
Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML
Today, I went for an interview at a great company. Everything was going well until I tried to demonstrate my knowledge of their industry by using a technical term. Turns out I'd completely misunderstood the term and used it in the wrong context. The interviewer raised an eyebrow, and I could see "Don't call us, we'll call you" flicker in their eyes. FML
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Pleonasm 36
They were all like " WTF LOL."
zingline89 18
Did they Clap?
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Maria_Obligacia 14
Hey at least your presentation made them happy!
dukefoiegras 7
Yea. Std is the universal abbr for standard deviation. If your supervisor doesn't know, he truly is an idiot and joke is on him. But maybe you shouldn't say "S" "T" "D" by itself...if you do...then YDI
NagainaFier 16
My stat teacher uses STD for standard deviation, so don't feel too bad; you're not the only one. Aren't they suppose to be professionals?
russianspy1234 11
Uhh yes it is. It's not the most common one, but I've definitely seen it used as such.
DanielT1994 19
Don't worry OP. my Statistics teacher uses that one. You're not alone.
minnymouse20 13
Glad to see i'm not the only female programmer here ^.^
bubbaTnelson 15
yes it is. i used it all the time.
Principessa101 20
My math professor (who speaks perfect English) uses the same exact abbreviation.
TGPOLO 1
To bad it's STI now but still ******* funny.
xMarluxia 4
Std is a Sexually Transmitted Disease.