Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I really really needed to poop. I held it hard. I held it really hard. I pooped my pants. FML
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ChromoTec 24
Let me get this straight - you PISSED yourself on the TOILET?
RichardPencil 32
Hopefully, your underwear was of the K-Mart brand so you’ll be all set for your next business presentation!
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Comments (24)
SwordSlashBlade 13
Drunk? High? Both?
manb91uk 22
Urine for a difficult journey home
kazekai8 11
You need coffee bro :)
weeping_willow 25
Good thing you can take those bad boys off and “free ball” it as a lady 😂
guineagirl96 38
This is a recurring nightmare of mine.
hellphone_fml 37
I have had a few close calls its not fun
DanielleinDC 34
It's even worse when you are rushing to the bathroom to pee, and just as you're pulling your pants and undies down, your bladder thinks it's okay to let go now. Like, let me sit down first!
Chazzster 32
Drunk, stoned or stupid? Which one was it?
HippyChicken 4
Oh no! That’s the worst! I’ve never been at work while doing it luckily. What would you do!!! Just pretend you’re pooping and put them under the sink tap try to ring them out and pay them dry with paper towel and try to find a bag to put them in into your purse go commando for the rest of the day? What would you do!!! Lol or just throw them out f it!