Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
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Top comments
xxxeelaa 0
LMAO. the mental image of this is just too much..
designedlikedice 0
You couldn't hear people who were in there?
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Comments (140)
jmeg_fml 0
Haha, wow, that's embarrassing. I don't get why everyone makes such a big fuss about wiping. I mean, yeah, it's a good idea to do it if you can, but it's not going to be the end of the world if you don't wipe once after you pee.
clockworkrainbow 3
I almost never wipe after I pee. It wastes paper. But still, you could've either asked if somebody was there and have them hand you some TP or you could've just gotten over it and not wiped one time.
burrito_supreme 0
dude, either shake your labia (you wash your hands anyways, don't worry), keep kleenex in your purse, or just ask.
ArtsySwag 0
Wow... some of you guys have serious issues. I don't see what the big deal is about not wiping after you pee (when there is or seems to be no tissue available)... and I'm a girl. It's not the end of the world. But lol... yeah, you shouldn't have done that, it's not that serious :P.
AnneFTW 17
Hahaha FYL. You could've just pulled up your pants & pullled down your top & then waddled...
labelleza329 0
drip dry? one time won't kill you!
Chubtubdaplaya 0
#16 is awesome
hustler123 0
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA # 16...maken a gd point..lmfao
AnaMaree 0
Two words: Peter Griffin.
countrygal926 0
#60 i think you need to reread #6's comment, they clearly understood what the FML was saying and merely suggested that the OP should have said hello to see if anyone was in the BATHROOM, in order to help her out.