Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
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xxxeelaa 0
LMAO. the mental image of this is just too much..
designedlikedice 0
You couldn't hear people who were in there?
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Comments (140)
fortunecookie_fml 0
shoulda drip dried. genius_man, get a life.
Alfredo_fml 0
16 is one of the dumbest person I ever came across in my life.
sathian62 0
You couldn't hear the people inside? YDI.
SergioFML 0
Haha, fail. :D
prog1 0
#29: Win. Well said. this one kinda sucked, so You Deserved It, penguinsfan
Dont_tase_me_bro 0
"That's whats' so great about being a dude, you don't need toilet paper after taking a piss." #26 knows it.
ileandromp 0
There's a movie theater a few blocks away from my house. The bathroom is always packed but for some weird reason you can't hear people talking, drying their hand, or seeing them passing by your door or anything like that, i guess cause of the way it was build or something, i dont know... is so creepy. So, there is a possibility that she COULDN'T hear people inside of the bathroom. Still, funny as hell. lol.
curlychick 0
so this reminds me of once when i was taking a shower in the dorms. i forgot to bring my towel in with me and didn't want to put on my clean clothes and get them all wet and couldn't put on my dirty clothes cuz they were nasty from hiking earlier that day. so i ran across the bathroom naked and soaking wet to get a pack of paper towels. ha! but luckily, no one saw.
Hazimius 0
If a toilet door is closed, why would you not knock first? Especially if it's in public.
loudnoises 0
The best part about this post is that we could see another one soon by the same person: "today, I submitted a FML about how I did not have any toilet paper to wipe myself after peeing. Everyone assumed that I am a girl. I am not, I'm a guy who pees sitting down. And now, every knows that I am less of a man, double FML!"
Luneth101 0
The OP is a woman, it says so next to their screen name (although they might be lying).