Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
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xxxeelaa 0
LMAO. the mental image of this is just too much..
designedlikedice 0
You couldn't hear people who were in there?
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Comments (140)
z_x_c_v_b_n_m 0
clearly you don't do a lot of outdoors things. shake and go! toilet paper is for whimps.
FYLnotML 0
#6, maybe the person next to her couldn't spare any. Not even a square
scdog 0
Not sure why this is an FML, don't you women all pee together anyway?
mattmag 0
I'm a guy but... surely girls don't always need to wipe after peeing. What if they go hiking or something? I guess I should probably ask my girlfriend before making any assumptions. Flame away.
greedy_dead_soul 0
#77 haha, exactly
UncleverName_FYL 0
Wow it never actually occurred to me that girls might wipe after peeing. Whats the point? Lol does every girl wipe their urethra and vag each time. Now I know a ton of girls are going to call me an idiot for this comment, but it’s not like I watch you pee nor do I bother to ask any girl such questions. I’m really going to have to question my gf on this one. haha fml and to think I was about to call OP a dumass for using toilet paper after peeing, assuming that OP is a girl.
HAMMER77778 2
right on
mandyreid_ 0
this made me smile :)
kandyjohnson 0
And our lesson for the day....Always check the toilet paper supply before you even pull your pants down.
Keiko86 0
I don't think you are alone, most people won't admit it, but it happens. :)
imhawaiian 0
...men don't have this problem.