Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
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xxxeelaa 0
LMAO. the mental image of this is just too much..
designedlikedice 0
You couldn't hear people who were in there?
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sydeshow 0
YDI for lack of common sense.
cheese1756 0
At least you walked into the right bathroom. . . I hope.
ekoorb97 0
ive had that happen to me, it's definitely a panic situation!
shannonwaslyk3 0
use a seat cover!
kisses_fml 0
LMFAO! THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME. but when it happens to me... theres never anyone in the bathroom, hahahahaha.
chilipeppersrok 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! oh god thats just.. i just put myself in that other person's shoes.. and just.. laughhhhh
Trollipop_fml 0
I don't think YDI, I actually had that happen once before and now I freak out and always check. Of course instead of walk out, cause people were in there, I texted my friend to go in the stall next to me and discretely pass paper lol. Once I had to go so bad and the bathroom had just been remodeled and there was no TP anywhere so I used seat covers aha.
aka_candy6 3
next time: WHILE you're in the stall, knock on the side walls and ask for some toilet paper. like they do in movies!!!! always glad to help;) jk
Kitty34_fml 0
Shake your body over the toilet seat and pull up your pants. Yeah, it's gross and your underwear will get a few drops of pee on it - but why the hell would you walk out of the stall with your pants and underwear down? What if someone walked in? Wtf
cuteekayj 0
The waddle I could get over. First things first: WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU SIT DOWN ON A PUBLIC TOILET?!?! Have you gone mad?!?! Secondly, you should have yelled first to see if someone was in there. It may be a "country" thing to do, but hey, save yourself. Also, you could have done a quick peep out of the stall first!! Jeez Loueez!