Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend's farts got so bad that we made a deal: every day that he doesn't fart, he gets a blowjob. Suddenly, he's not letting gas out anymore. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
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PFiddy 0
all the inspiration a guy needs
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1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration.
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Comments (189)
LipReader31 1
I'm afraid you deserve this one for being engaged to such a loser.
mattstive 0
you're a good girlfriend.
Quagmire_ladies 9
no deal!...butt hole or the deal is off!
amuck 0
you are engaged to one nasty dude, it's disgusting how there is people out there that you have to beg to take a shower, wear deodorant, brush their teeth... I mean come on take 15 minutes out o you day to take a ******* shower, most of these people are unemployed and sitting in front of their computers for 23 hours a day bullshitting around or playing world at Warcraft... damn losers need to stop breathing up our fresh air!!!
alexandrab 0
wow he really is a pig!!!!!
mikem1209 0
Sounds like a great deal to me!!
missIrene 6
what is he squeezing with :p
OHnathanIO 4
The man knows how to negotiate.
princessbug 0
eewwww! gross!
Ruff_fml 3
Sounds like a good deal.