Today, I had to go with my mom to the gynecologist to translate due to her broken English. As we were filling out papers and answering questions, the doctor asked some very personal questions. I now know everything about my mom's sex life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what possessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to discuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML
Today, I was waiting in a doctor's office when I was approached by an elderly woman. She told me all about the ripping of her stitches in a very private place, in exhaustive detail. Of course, today was the day my doctor chose to be an hour late. FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, while sitting at a red light, my mother asked, "Do you have any intimacy questions?" FML
Today, I found out that my mom had read my diary because she was worried. She now knows details about my depression, details about my sex life, such as how I lost my virginity, to whom (I don't have a boyfriend), and what condition I was in at the time (drunk as a duck). She also showed my dad. FML
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plaguer 26
She was probably just as embarrassed.
yoimtrollin 24
These are the kind of things that stay with you for the rest of your life. Sorry you had to hear that OP
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Comments (78)
Fedezzer 20
Everything you wanted to know about your parents, but were afraid to ask.
dakatabg 31
Are you both alike?
scr_sensei 14
You are a good child.
amifaiyaz 12
Well, just try to scrub it from mind op, nothing else to be done.
whatwhyhoo 10
OP was surprised?
kiswani_anas 4
So how is it??
glamery 3
or your mother could learn to speak english in the country that has english as the primary language. theres an idea.
Keliskay 1
minus mine u currently have 69 comments..69...geddit? haha, poor u
Crammed 10
Oh that's tough!! At least you know what to get her for Christmas.. A pocket translator!!
SwaffDaddy96 5
Talking about scarred for life.