Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to get over my childhood phobia of syringes by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, while I was at the doctor's, they told me that my son and I needed a shot, I went first to show my son that it wouldn't hurt and that shots were not something to be afraid of. When they gave me mine, I started crying. My four year-old son handles pain better than his 29 year-old mom. FML
Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML
Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML
Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML
Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML
Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML
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lilyz_fml 2
I don't blame him. needles suck
Jarvo_666 6
Haha. At least he got straight to the "point." ;). Sorry...
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Comments (114)
paradiseisland01 0
I can't stand needles also.
metallicshadow 16
I'm not afraid of needles, but I can understand his situation, I (kind of) used to be that way
Weetart 8
And I thought I hated needles. This guy takes it to a whole other level. Hahahahaha
lalalaha 0
I cry when they prick my finger, and then I cry when they tell me I'm even getting the needle x] that'll be me one day :o
cmv1386 0
I hate needles myself so I would of did the same thing. and also that's cute and funny at the same time lol
lundy02 0
was the needle for euthanasia? hahaha...jk
birdfreak 24
at first when you wrote "shot" I thought you were talking about a shot of drink
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
What exactly is "a shot of drink"?
birdfreak 24
a shot at a bar an alcoholic drink I'm not sure what type of drink since I'm underaged
cera1756 0
Sorry but that is AWESOME lol I have to get blood drawn often n I hate it. I like the way this man thinks... Haha
Leigh_Badd 1
When I was little (like 2) I ran out the little room at the doctors office b/c I didnt want my shot. My big brother (2 yrs older) had to chase me. Still got the shot. :|
dakins 0
so u basically got ur ass kicked by a 63y/o man.......