Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I tried to get over my childhood phobia of syringes by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Fear
Today, while I was at the doctor's, they told me that my son and I needed a shot, I went first to show my son that it wouldn't hurt and that shots were not something to be afraid of. When they gave me mine, I started crying. My four year-old son handles pain better than his 29 year-old mom. FML
Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML
Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML
Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a blood test and I started crying when I saw the needle. I planned on becoming a doctor. FML
Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
Panic!
Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML
Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML
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lilyz_fml 2
I don't blame him. needles suck
Jarvo_666 6
Haha. At least he got straight to the "point." ;). Sorry...
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Comments (114)
emmiekinz 0
that's cute. :P
Stark24 0
that's so messed up. how can he throw it at you if he's basically weak and blind as hell? he must have a good aim.
lulututu 4
Who says he blind or weak. I've seen some pretty fit old people. Idiot.
geeksaresexy 18
63 is not old! My granddad is 80 and still really active! At 63 the guy won't even be retired yet!
JenL_fml 7
Needles might as well be from hell. >.>
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Needles are scary at any age!
kurdi 0
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhhhh
teresa96706 29
he must have a very bad phobia with needles. at least you didn't get stabbed by the needle.
klong91 7
Pfft what a baby.
ryankon518 3
Was it a sedative? He could have used one.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
Awe my son just got his first shots today. He cried so hard it was awful!! I can see why that old man was scared it's a damaging experience! lol
KaylieeJay 4
Only if he had HIV/AIDS to begin with, you *do* realise that. Don't you?