Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that my severe body odor has no cure, no treatments, and is caused by… eating food. Not any specific food, just food. So either I can stop eating entirely, or I can smell like rotting fish in an outhouse. FML
Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML
Today, after several days of deep-cleaning my house, I found a huge section of my room covered in black mold. I almost puked when I saw it. Not only could that have put anyone in the hospital, but it also explains why I've been getting sick all the time as of late. FML
Today, my mom finally believed me when I said I smelled mold. I lifted up the couch, and it was covered in mold. So were the bottoms of all our furniture, our beds, and my grandma's vintage chair. We've been living in mold for the past 4 months. FML
Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
At least you finally understand now. Sad that your smell is what convinced you rather than the diabetes, high blood pressure, sleep apnea, osteoarthritis, coronary artery disease, and stroke. Now if only I could figure out a way to make bad drivers stink so they finally realise they suck at driving...
icrest80 4
Time to hit the gym...and then the showers
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Comments (81)
kittycat2007 18
Um you do realize that op could have a medical issue ( such as thyroid disease) that is making them overweight? I Agree they need to shower better but don't just assume its something they can control.
pnutbutternjelly 15
I understand that being overweight like that is usually do to either a medical or a psychological problem, bit how do you not notice that you are starting to smell? I doubt the mold grew over the course of an hour. You had to have known that you stink and that you need to do a better job washing yourself, or even hire someone if you are unable to clean under all your rolls.
MissMess 12
Ewww that's gross every fattie knows they've gotta lift the rolls!
riseagainstbabyy 4
You absolutely deserve it. Not only are you making yourself suffer, but the poor people who have to be around you too :(
sweetmama88 6
Take a shower and hit the gym .
jelly713 19
I could have swore I read this FML, not too long ago from reading thru pages of FMLs. But I could be wrong. Just feel like its a repeat.
dog1999 2
Wash clothes and loofahs are made for this very reason
xJebu 8
You ******* deserve it.
shawnagreenbean1 9
That is ******* disgusting..
Mandeeplease 6
There's no excuse to be unclean.