Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML
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Gum_fml 0
a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.
aardvarkish 17
you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...
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ranty_nerd 0
GET THE DAMN NERD OFF THE COMPUTER AND GET HIS ASS TO THE AWORDS!!!
notatall_ 0
Well, 1-I'm a cumdumpster, and I do these kind of things too, like when I'm meeting friends I see like everyday or smth, but 2, NOT ON MY SON'S AWARD CEREMONY. it's only ok for trivial stuff >.O
LQ_fml 4
As someone who has 6 lvl 80s (yes, I am pathetic, i know) I STILL manage to drag my ass away to cook dinner, do a bit of cleaning, babysit, run to the store, in general, do shit that needs to be done and family always has been and always will be more important. OP, I am so sorry to hear this. I know how this game can suck you in but your husband needs a bad reality check. If push comes to shove, get an Authenticator, put it on your husbands account and then you have some control over when he can get on and you might get a chance to have a long talk with him.
Kilomech 8
I accidentally said "you deserved it" before I noticed that you were the mother. Sorry, OP. :(
mkylem 0
First of all, WOW is stupid and sucks. Secondly, you don't deserve to have a family if you put video games first. Finally, you are the worst father I have ever heard/read about. Poor kid...
Lady_Zydrate 1
i am so sorry that people think you are the father and not the mother. i think next time you are to post about how much of a terrible husband you have make sure you specify that you are thw wife. also, you should find a way to freeze how account until he learns to be a better man.
WontTellYaMyName 2
divorce.....and serious therapy sessions for his addiction problem
TeeHooligan 0
Hope your son doesn't turn out like that ydi and fyl
vegasahs 0
FOR THE HORDE!!!!
skitzoyd 0
I'd rip his nuts and penis off. like rip not cut or chop. rip. very slowly.