Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Gum_fml 0
a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.
aardvarkish 17
you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (639)
GravyTrain918 6
if he was cool he wouldve been playing MW2
kaleyyy 0
sadd
ericvolp12 0
how is that a fml I would skip the ceromeny to help my dad or just watch!
kamc 0
that stinks. that dad needs to het his act together
imsimple 0
idk why i thought that hes dad was telling him that his dad was to busy.... lol
Pearljammer001 0
all these people spending countless hours of their lives playing video games need to get a life. and whoever said "some one who plays wow can have a gf?" needs an award. so true
ilovenina 0
mabye they're not attractive and can't get a girlfriend so they play videogames.
mandababyyy 0
Can someone say rehab?
kigatilik 0
buy him the game and make him a toon, he will understand.
mps1969 8
I agree the Blizzard designed that game to be addictive it doesn't ever end and there's always something to do next . They never want you to quit it's like crack they'll even give you a 14 day taste to hook you first .
cutegurl2 0
thats so ****** up. wow.
DynamicDave 11
Why are there so few YDIs on this one? I mean I'm a gamer but come on people it's his son! Plus anyone who pays for a game then pays to play it is fail.
Person1233 13
Can you ******* read? IT'S HER HUSBAND WHO THE ADDICT IS. There should be around 400 YDIs on this measuring the troll to dumbass ratio.
Rustler 5
dude when i play WoW it reduces stress and got me 90% on my tests