Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML
Today, I had to delay the Father's Day dinner that I had to cook, so it wouldn't conflict with my wife and kids' gaming schedules. FML
Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend taught my son to do his chores. Not real chores, but "Runescape chores" on my boyfriend's account. My son won't pick up his toys or put his shoes away, but he'll jump on the computer to grow plants or cut trees or some other stupid shit. FML
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Gum_fml 0
a man who loves WoW more than family shouldn't have one to begin with.
aardvarkish 17
you'll be singing cat's in the cradle someday...
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Comments (639)
J0yce 0
This sounds like my brother... He's probaby still doing Arathi Basain (or however you spell it xD)
deadsrs 0
wow > family. the game.
darkmis1 18
I lost the game
Pearljammer001 0
moral of this story? don't waste your life playing stupid games like WoW! make friends, prank your teacher, vomit on a nurse, kiss a girl, do SOMETHING! please! I really hope I'm not the only one on fml that is tired of hearing computer geeks talk about the latest game or whatever they do. ( no offense to the people who play only occasionaly to waste some time). but seriously, if I hear the words call of duty again I think I'm gonna puke!
acesarge 0
People like you are the reason I tend to be so bitter towards people when I first meat them. Why is it so hard to understand that not everyone is extremely outgoing and social like you. So what if someone wants to discuss the latest game they are playing, how is it different from talking about a movie or music. Gaming is just another form of entertainment. Unlike movies a good game can provide hundreds of hours of entertainment, unlike movies that are normally around 2 hours long or less and music that can be even less then that depending on what you are listening to. Also if you vomit on nurses for fun you are really ****** in the head.
fmlfylfouralllif 0
PWNED btw wow is life literaly but this is fake that wouldn't ever happen in wotlk only classic unless he sucks at wow and was doing icc 25 with bad gear then he would blow it off
Pearljammer001 0
or you will end up like this guy here #197
Drittjr 0
FYL for having a loser husband, but YDI for not at least trying to get him off.
Pearljammer001 0
or any of these people who keep saying "FOR THE HORDE". please look at your lives and see where they went wrong
LemonStarship 5
Damn
tisiphone_fml 0
He needs to find a more casual guild if he's going to keep playing... There are actually gaming groups out there that realize that real life comes first, and won't boot you for having to miss one raid.
Pearljammer001 0
maybe you should read closer