Today, I had to explain to my husband why I was assuming that he was planning to attend my graduation ceremonies for my PhD next week. He still doesn't understand why he has to be there, and is pissed that he will miss his weekly pub crawl with his friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why my boyfriend didn’t want me to attend his graduation: because a classmate he’s been seeing was there. I watched through the livestream posted on the school website as they held hands, hugged and kissed. I motivated him to finish college in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years outright refuses to come to my best friend's wedding, on the grounds that he'll be "bored." FML
Today, my husband was surprised to learn that I am planning on celebrating our daughter's first day at school. He is now pissed that we did not "decide on this together." Who doesn't celebrate their child's first school day? FML
Today, I found out that my husband wasn’t at “work” like he said he was. He'd told me he couldn’t come to my Master degree graduation because he was called into “work” last minute. I guess “work” is code word for the “movie theatre” watching Spider-Man with an unidentified female person. FML
Today, my husband yet again procrastinated on a project for so long, that he now has to work during the weekend. When I asked whether or not we could still spend some free time together, he started ranting about how I ruin his career. He seriously thinks it's about us and not his horrible planning skills. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, my husband wants to go on a trip to Tulum with his friend. I suggested I go as well, but he refused because it’s a "friends trip." He assures me that he "won’t sleep in the same bed with her or anything." I had to explain why it was still inappropriate. He still doesn’t get it. FML
Today, I worked from home and, by coincidence, it was the day that my partner was going away for the weekend with some friends. When one of them picked her up, I noticed that the other friend's husband was going on the trip. So other husbands are invited… but not me. FML
Today, my husband told his parents that he was quitting his job so that he could focus on school. They asked him what he was going to do for money. When I told them that I'd be the one working, they took one look at me and burst into laughter. FML
Today, nobody wanted to come to my graduation after finding out that my father was coming too. FML
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Top comments
Mynameislinh 24
Your husband has got his priorities all jumbled up.
AH1Zviper 15
Aren't husbands supposed to be supporting? He needs to get his priorities straight.
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Comments (60)
simsgirlgem 25
Tell your husband he'll be sleeping on the couch for awhile if he doesn't go also for good measure deny sex we women are like camels we can go months without it
Fooxie 6
Congrats on graduating and your husband sucks.
Thesmiles 3
If he doesn't want to come, maybe you'd be better off without him there
SuperSofie 23
Perhaps both IQ and EQ are too far apart in this marriage for you guys to really be compatable...
SuperSofie 23
*compatible
Omniprism 15
Wow. You should tell him not to come to your graduation and not to come home after his pub crawl. Find someone who appreciates you.
quelsauvage 12
And you are still married to this unsupportive doofus because? Maybe he'll get better with time; don't hold your breath though.
Ryan8878 21
Op, you married the fool. Good luck trying to change the man or at least, change his priorities.
mdcdeve 10
YDI for being with such a person.
fl0fl0_fml 13
Your husband sounds just like Peter Griffin...I'm feel very sorry for you.
worldclassrager 41
Why can't he reschedule? Or go after graduation? It's only one meeting...come on...he should step off...