Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to calm my rather gullible boyfriend down and reassure him that the email he got, telling him that he has AIDS, was just a scam. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML
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Top comments
Schizomaniac 24
Of course not. How idiotic. It means you have syphilis.
WarMachine68 24
American sex ed in a nutshell
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Comments (77)
morghandi 21
...The ****? Is he stupid?
deequu 20
Maybe he's worried that he may have given it to you?
earlytermination 34
You can't "give" AIDS to someone. HIV develops into AIDS after YEARS of being untreated. You can live an entire lifetime being HIV+ without developing into AIDS.
earlytermination 34
Mazel Tov, you don't have AIDS and you're not pregnant! It could be a lot worse. You choose who you date, so....
Twisted_Angel 17
Just let the baby tell him.
rien151 19
this is why we need real sex education.
exoticwaved 9
He has the IQ of a peanut...guess you're not a sapiosexual.
BeenIt 5
What, is he 12??
julianna5782 12
he's a moron. get rid of him.
LITTLEHORNFISH 7
Thts adorable
BooBooKittyF11 21
i think your BF is a little bit dumb