Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that no, my period arriving several days late doesn't mean I have AIDS. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to calm my rather gullible boyfriend down and reassure him that the email he got, telling him that he has AIDS, was just a scam. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why period blood couldn't be saved and donated to the hospital for transplants. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had diabetes. He won't talk to me anymore because he thinks I'll infect him with it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's scared because her period is late, and that they're usually on time. Five hours late apparently. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML
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Top comments
Schizomaniac 24
Of course not. How idiotic. It means you have syphilis.
WarMachine68 24
American sex ed in a nutshell
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Comments (77)
trellz17 19
Yes it does.
lilybadilly25 15
Guys just don't get it. I still can't get my boyfriend to understand that my period arriving /early/ doesn't mean I'm pregnant…
Alorithan 16
Guys get it; idiots don't. Sounds like your boyfriend is the latter.
lilybadilly25 15
I would agree with that, #39. Love him to pieces, but his common sense is often lacking!
WitEluded 13
I feel like you could have had way more fun with this than you probably did.
thejonac 21
that dp is so appropriate
Cooliozz 11
Mf
chaseafterwind82 29
Just...what?...No!...How...???!!!
Huodang2 6
I just put this here That clown in your profile picture scares me Thank you
trucker2 33
Tell him, he better get cracking on his bucket list. His days are numbered.
djm2010 8
I'm sorry, but the rest results are in. Your boyfriend has contracted type 2 stupid.
tranced_ 45
sometimes I wonder how come guys like That have a girlfriend but not me!? -__-"
Feklfekl2222 32
That might have something to do with your lamenting the fact you don't have one. Call me presumptuous but I bet it's not infrequent
corky1992 33
*you're
lilybadilly25 15
#46, I don't think that's supposed to be "you're"…… they used the right form to begin with.
DoomedGemini 38
Let me guess, you're a 'nice' guy..?
sighlifeman 12
hes a special kinda cstarstart
ChristySaysRawr 14
Omg. Lmaoooooo