Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML
Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML
Today, my first day of going to the gym, some gym bro dropped his weights, which you’re not supposed to do, right on the top of my foot. I have complex crush fractures in most of my foot bones, I’m going to need surgeries, probably metal pins, and I can’t put weight on it for months. FML
Today, the lights went out at the gym while I was holding a heavy bar. I tried to put it back on the rack, missed, and dropped it on my toe. Then, as I was limping around in pain, I hit my head on one of the other bars on a rack at head height. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. Feeling pumped, I grabbed what I thought was a light dumbbell. It wasn’t. I dropped it on my toe and screamed so loud that the gym bros around me stopped mid-workout to stare at me. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
Today, I went out with my friends. As I was heading home late, I heard the stop light beeping, meaning I could go, but some cocky prick thought he could drive past before I walked, but nope, I was met with his tire as it ran over my foot. Now I have to go to school with a cast on. FML
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imp4ct 15
Sue him!!
DocBastard 40
Jesus **** people, it was an accident. Bad stuff happens all the time, but the reason the legal system in the US is so ****** up is frivolous lawsuits like this.
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Comments (132)
ThatLooksSticky 16
Damn, that's a good excuse to avoid working out! I gotta try that, too. ;)
DocBastard 40
What a dumbbell! Damn, that's heavy though. It's enough to make your hair curl. I wouldn't press your luck, so definitely weight until your foot heals. Don't do squat or even lift a finger. Just go grab some lunge and forget about it. It'll all work out in the end.
every1luvsboners 11
If I could fornicate with a comment it would be this one. *fapfapfapfap*
flockz 20
there goes doc, always raising the barbell. when you make puns, i feel like i have to make extensions. no matter how many times your puns pushdown on me, i have to sit-up, relats, and flexors my imagination. what can i say? when compared to you, i'm oblique. but you always seem to put me in a crunch with your puns.
EmreArslan 11
Weight till ur foot heals? Are u serious? Its wait. ( gramgramgrammar naziiiii! Lol)
causticgirl 6
Dude, the intentionally use of "weight" over "wait" is part of a joke. New Years resolution for you - get some humor. You seriously think Doc doesn't know the difference??
DocBastard 40
EmreArslan - try to...just read the...when you think...you should... Oh **** it.
downtime 13
A grammar nazi who can't spell for shit and corrects unnecessarily...Are you by any chance the Microsoft paperclip?
mspeacock 6
Touché
xSonic 9
Pun pun pun pun! *changes underwear*
vassal44 9
46 it's not even grammar. It's the misuse of a homophone which is a separate part of linguistics.
Pentium_4 27
gotta watch out for those meatheads
Calyx_fml 22
Then work on your upper body. If that didn't occur to you the you were looking for an excuse to quit anyway. YDI for giving up and sitting at home masturbating five times a day.
ICATiger 13
He was probably jealulous of your soon to be abs :P
Acaprice14 9
Since you have a cast on now, you can totally go shin to his head. Works wonders.
rishkatr 3
Bulls eye.
DontForgetMe4 0
Ouch! I really hope you got his info, at least. I hope your foot gets better.
Kerryann122 3
Wow that really does suck :(
aaliyah99 0
Get rid of those Oprah wings and lift weights at home!