Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I checked his phone. The reason I did so was to get his mum’s number so I could arrange to send her his Xmas present in a parcel, as a surprise as I wouldn't be with him. He found out when he asked me how I managed it, and I told him honestly. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone and saw texts between him and his female friend. I confronted him about it and smashed his phone to pieces. He seems genuinely more upset that he can’t talk to her anymore rather than me being mad at him or his expensive smartphone being broken. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
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rossp 0
you broke up with him over it? damn. I would have asked for it just to piss you off.
perdix 31
Why do you have to be so clingy and paranoid? Why do you assume he was going to cheat on you behind your back? He was probably just trying to organize a lovely, little threesome for all of you. Jeez, what ever happened to old-fashioned romance?!?!
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Comments (84)
lickmyjock 0
ha. women.
dallasofdoom 2
:) 17 haha
CheezeDetector 0
My bad lady ... embarrasing shit ... thanks dude ... glad wave lengths match :D
rossp 0
you broke up with him over it? damn. I would have asked for it just to piss you off.
lennyyx3 0
well dis you give it to him? I mean your done with him
perdix 31
Why do you have to be so clingy and paranoid? Why do you assume he was going to cheat on you behind your back? He was probably just trying to organize a lovely, little threesome for all of you. Jeez, what ever happened to old-fashioned romance?!?!
Mikehawk182 0
Let me get your number!
Poepiepiesie 3
Next time call it first. It's not unlikely that the number belonged to his doctor or insurance agent.
lccc_ 18
then he would have said that.
lccc_ 18
then he would have said that.
RadAtThis01 0
so what's wrong with him wanting the number?? you broke up with him so it's okay for him to call her.
peepss 0
I hope that u didn't give it back...
fuckingbiglife 6
Why so? She didn't even know if the other girl was really a girl he could cheat on her with. Maybe its his sister or anything like this lol. Girls are overreacting too often. Sad story.
roflcopter42 0
8 - epic win and op your ex is a legend :)