Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML
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Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML
Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML
Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML
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LizabethLashay 0
that's nice if you, but screw that. he'd be cleaning that up.
therevolution 0
ur a sweet gf for doing that:) but that still sucks sorry op
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Comments (140)
midnight_rain001 0
I would have to clean it just because i wouldnt be able to let it stay there, but this would not be a common thing. He decided to get drunk and brought it on himself. If this is a one time event, then i can see letting it go after a while but if it keeps happening leave him.
Iter_Impius 0
Why is he still your boyfriend? :S
The__Redneck 7
Whether or not you deserve it depends on whether or not you put up with it. Screw 'im---let him lie in his own puke.
OP_ftw 0
OP is my old roomie. He went out partying with his EX-GIRLFRIEND no less. Hence the "ihatelaura".
prod324 0
bitch slap him
little2103bit 0
Why the **** would you just let him walk all over you? Its he falt he got drunk enough to make himself sick, make him clean it up and if he doesn't like having to clean up his own mess why would you stay with him???
margxoxo 0
leave the puke there until he cleans it. tell him if he doesnt clean it by the night, you will take his money and check into a hotel until he does. don't scream at him though...
mikagesouji 0
Wow. You're a good girlfriend, then. Too good. If I were you, I would make him clean it all up with his tongue. What he did is unacceptable and he needs to be taught a lesson.
ColdGold 6
YDI for putting up with that sort of behavior.
marcadores_x 1
he doesnt feel good because hes ******* hungover you dolt. suck it up and clean it, then get revenge on him...