Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend an ultimatum: me, the girl who’s been there through thick and thin for the past 2 years, supported him through his unemployment and death of his father, and who cooks and cleans for him every day, or the girl coworker who he’s been emotionally cheating on me with. Guess who he chose. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me after I'd been supporting him for 9 months while he "finds himself." Why? Because I wanted to go grocery shopping instead of him eating out every day with my money. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I asked the person I love to commit to me. Instead, he packed his shit and moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, I quit my job and sent a mass mail on Facebook that I was moving to a different state with my long time boyfriend. He called me later that night to tell me we aren't moving after all. Now we are both jobless with loads of bills to pay by the end of the month. FML
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
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cradle6 13
There's some information missing
hondawonderboy 4
Lol never commit to something like that unless you got a ring on that finger
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Comments (155)
HunterAlpha1 8
****** if you do, ****** if you don't.
micheley1492 0
Never put a man before ur money unless yall are married!
1crabbygirl 10
He left you because you are co-dependent! Do your best; move ahead when you can. Did you not discuss it with him before you decided not to take it?
1crabbygirl 10
...and the right man wouldn't ask you to.
cls139 0
Im sorry that sucks
caramels55 6
Maybe he wanted u to choose job, and would have stayed with u !! Trick question it was! He was testing you :p
ahoso 0
Didn't tht happen on how I met your mother
saxplayer9291 3
The pure definition of irony
Liamj774 36
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xs4u 13
u r beyond stupid... beyond