Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, while I took my dog out, my mother began to cook, took a Xanax, locked the doors, and passed out. When I managed to get in, I called the paramedics because she was in the smoke for at least an hour. When she became conscious, she blamed me for everything. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, I had to stop my son from climbing out the window, slithering on the stairs like a snake, and attempting to call 911 to help bring him down from his “bad trip”. What caused all this? His older brother convinced him the dried mushrooms in the kitchen were ‘shrooms and the idiot beloved him. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
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ArielTheMermaid 17
Tell her to quit monkeying around
arroberts 10
Well, she seems like she's having a good time.
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Comments (91)
dragon8277 9
I would love to be you omg I would have so much fun
giraffelovergirl 19
How would they deserve it?!
Enslaved 38
Well, I've heard of the expression "A monkey on your back" which means to have a drug addiction. :P
worldclassrager 41
Shouldn't she be taken to the hospital for an overdose? That's a serious danger...
blackonblight 33
I'm hoping OP called the pharmacy for advice and was told to wait it out, otherwise the follow up to this could be dark...
JesseAttack 21
She should take a "chill pill" :p
lipun 8
I am really sorry for the situations you would have faced. Henceforth take strict rules to ensure that the probability of such an accident gets minimized.
efriedman 3
Il have what shes having ;)
joopjoop 19
what kind of pills were they? warning: taking too many pills causes jungle animals to appear
graceinsheepwear 34
Sounds like the monkey is on her back.
Etweens96 25
if anyone knows what your going through it's my mom. My grandma constantly overdoses on her ambien and hallucinates from it. She would believe me or one of my parents is in her house, she once thought there was a little girl in their lunch booth, and recently, she thought there was a gorilla in her bed. Certain medicines can be wicked. I recommend speaking with your mom's doctor on getting her on a medicine that doesn't make her hallucinate.