Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
AAA guy
United States
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Dani
United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Anonymous
Clifton, United States
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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United States
Dumbass
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Anonymous
Winsted, United States
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
mama bear
Call the Midwife-slash-Locksmith
Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML
Baddad
This is terrible!
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Cuzles
United States
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
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MysticMint 0
Toddlers can't unlock the doors?
Lorysa 11
Yikes! I hope it's not too warm where you are. : ( At least it turned out okay.
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Comments (230)
s10biker 1
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS!
Livinia 11
Why? Because she made one mistake? Tell me you've never made a mistake in your life?
MarineWifey88 3
If I locked my kids in the car, I wouldn't worry about calling AAA, I'd bust out a window!
PrincessesCrown 17
Bust a window=Flying Glass Flying Glass=Damaged Eyes Damaged Eyes=Blind for the rest of there life. Think before you post!
gobling 1
lol
gobling 1
this was supposed to be a reply to beathans reply to#9
mickey89566 0
last time I checked..toddlers know how to unlock a door.
kailynn1 0
from there carseat buckled in? doubt it.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
yeh. escape-artist toddlers. and you actually checked on this little factoid did you? Wikipedia? some bubs start their first steps at 10 months. so you're sure that any 'toddler' (10 months - 3 yrs) could escape the belted-in-their-seat situation and then figure out the locking mechanism? fascinating assertion. says a lot about you really.
PrincessesCrown 17
some can even start at 8 months
cbscott74 2
I've totally done that. I actually backed into a ditch and jumped out to check the damage, leaving the car RUNNING with the toddler strapped into his carseat and asleep, and locked the door behind me. Had to call the fire dept to get him out (with car still in the ditch) before he got carbon monoxide poisoning. You're not alone, Mama!
flirtyfaery 7
How would he get carbon monoxide poisoning unless you also had a hose from the exhaust in through a window? Or a known CO leak, in which case it would be just as dangerous to be in the car while it is being driven! Obviously you needed to get your kid out but I think there's lots of other reasons more important than the risk of carbon monoxide poisoning!
jenaandtyler4eva 0
your an awful parent u should have gotten ur child out first and don't u take ur keys out when ur turning it off
PrincessesCrown 17
And YOU should know how to spell YOU right!
qwerty1990 0
your an ass , who locks kids in their car....... frickin murderer.
MissWhit27 2
wow murderer thats a stretch... it woulda taken quite some time for the kids to die unless it was really hot... and obviously she didnt actually kill them b/c at least to my knowledge u cant post fmls from jail:-p (this last part was sarcasm btw)
quesoboy88 0
I don't feel sorry for you at all! How the hell could you have forgotten your toddlers to the point that you locked them in the car. Then to only call AAA when they were locked in the ******* car?! You need to rethink your parenting.
NoraT_fml 6
How the **** do you forget your kids in the car!? you shouldent be a mom...you should have broken out your window to help your kids. not call someone, i feel bad for your kids..FTL (**** there lives)
bermejo 0
that's a little bitchy don't u think these are hard times a broken window cost money so when ur done wiping ur ass with benjamins maybe u can make it rain on the poor class
neuggs2 0
plus if u break the window ur shattering glass in ur toddlers faces... who's the dumbass now
neuggs2 0
Does this remind anyone else of Family Guy?