Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Dumbass
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Call the Midwife-slash-Locksmith
Today, my one-year-old son locked me out of the house. I had no spare key and both him and my 4-month-old decided that was the perfect time to scream bloody murder. FML
This is terrible!
Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML
Today, I locked the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in and make a mess. I crapped my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. FML
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MysticMint 0
Toddlers can't unlock the doors?
Lorysa 11
Yikes! I hope it's not too warm where you are. : ( At least it turned out okay.
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ohSNAPyall 27
This is when you call the fire department, not AAA.
brooklyn42born 2
I did that once when my son was about a year, I panicked then called my hubby who had an extra key. Things happen, don't listen to the ones who put you down.
reiu1489 0
YOU DUMBASS YOU DON'T DO THAT EVEN IF YOU LEAVE FOR TWO MINS IT DO NOT MATTER!!!!
gobling 1
maybe op didn't leave but had a mobile phone in her pocked. stay and call aaa
princesspixie 0
after all that work giving birth how do you forget you have children? being a parent you should pay more attention
TheNewGuy03 29
STOP VOMITING STUPID ******* IDEAS. |the kid|
serioushamster 0
He/she didnt call the AA service but the AAA breakdown service!! Now thats some serious shit right there..
Skatejock21 0
WHAT KIND OF PARENT ARE YOU!! YOU DON'T DO THAT NO MATTER WHAT!! SOMEONE COULD HAVE BROKEN IN, STOLE YOUR CAR, AND KIDNAPPED YOUR KIDS! For heavens sake... learn some responsibility. I NEVER leave my kids in the car. I love my kids, just as you love yours, a responsible parent doesn't leave a toddler in the car. If those kids got kidnapped... it's all on you, and don't say that couldn't never happen.
reiu1489 0
thank you!!!!!!!!
Skatejock21 0
No prob. Someone needs to have a cow at her.
ex_stripper_jk 20
Okay, calm down... first of all, OP didn't say "I left my kids in the car while I went shopping for 2 hours" or even implied that she MEANT to leave her kids in the car. Maybe she was just closing her driver's door before coming around to the back to get her kids. Maybe all it took was that split second of hastiness, and then she realized what she'd done. Give her the benefit of the doubt! Of course, unless it was actually the dad that did this. In which case, it figures, because men are stupid. :P jk
MissWhit27 2
kidnapped really come on read the fml! she didnt say she left them there alone!
Skatejock21 0
uhmm.... read the FML... if she didn't leave them there alone, whoever else was there could have unlocked the car. There are more and more morons nowadays that could have easily broken in even when she was there... keep up with society. Have you read the past comments... a majority is saying what I was saying about "what kind of parent are you" along those lines. A baby once was kidnapped that way... so don't even say that it's impossible.
Skatejock21 0
yeah I get the jk, but don't even generalize on men... I have never locked my wife out, and locked my kids in. Dads/husbands who do that, don't care about their families. She could have gone around to the back, but it doesn't change the fact that it happened, nevertheless it was her fault for locking her keys and kids in the car, accident or not b/c her kids have no control.
ex_stripper_jk 20
Wow, dude, it was a joke! Chill. I have every bit of respect for fathers out there, I assure you. And I commend you for being a good one yourself. But seriously.. give OP a little bit of a break. She obviously realizes the intense error of her ways. She's not happy with herself. She'll probably never do it again. And she's HUMAN- we all make mistakes.
Poisonxtc 0
horrible parent. considering a toddler is age 2-4 how can you not be used to it already?
ohpoopy 2
teach them to open the dorr- and ur a fail for a parent
dansco 25
How do you lock the keys in the car these days?! You need the keys to lock the door! Are you blonde?