Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my friends finally scheduled their wedding. The entire friend group of the groom, which I am part of, is in the wedding. Except me. If I go I’ll have to watch my boyfriend, who is a groomsman, walk down the aisle with one of the bride’s friends on his arm while I sit alone. FML
Today, I ran sound for my ex's wedding rehearsal since I was the only sound tech in town. Her dad was late for the rehearsal, so the pastor had me to walk her down the aisle. FML
Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML
Today, my brother announced his engagement. I'm going to be the Maid of Honor. My ex, who told me after five years of dating that he didn't believe in marriage, is going to be the Best Man. I get to walk down the aisle with him. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I had to sit through the wedding of my best friend and the love of my life, and pretend to be happy for them. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML
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heretonever 0
I don't know why people are being so harsh to the op. She's obviously putting up with it and not complaining to her friends because she knows its their day and doesn't want to ruin it. But that doesn't mean it doesn't suck, thats why she's just complaining on here. Yeah, its unfair of her friends to do that. Its not just about a few minutes walking, its also the fact that they are walking down the aisle together, which is bound to bring up shitty memories of their marriage, and like other people said, they will probably have to spend more time than that together. The fact she's complaining at all says that she obviously has enough issues with her ex that its really not going to be a pleasant experience. And yeah, its not her place to complain, and she isn't (to her friends), but they should've been at least a little considerate. I've never understood why people seem to think getting married gives people an excuse to do whatever they want without consideration for others.
RobotStrut 7
Ohhh God, that really is awful, haha. At least it will give you time to make amends? Hahaha!
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Comments (106)
xThatAsianGurlx 0
Just suck it up and help your friend out it's their special day I bet you would want them to do the same at your wedding
xWOTRxSweettart 0
you know that does suck really but it isn't your day...
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Eat plenty of chicken, brussels sprouts, eggs, brocolli, and beans the night before the wedding, and then cropdust the whole way down the aisle!
zackk5 0
lmao..
FMyLifeCereal 0
"Cropdust". Awesome. Tip of the hat to you.
r6_fml 4
hell yea #20. that is a fantastic solution. you should seriously write a book, I'd buy 2.
SquaresviL7e 0
@20, I think people like what you have to say too much for you to pull off any actual trolling around here. Sorry, I meant OMG TROLLZ Y YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A DICK?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Chicken?!
blahzz 4
Kick him in the balls.
perdix 31
Your friends just want to give you a chance to get it right. Walk down the aisle with this lying, cheating, lazy, no-good, douchebag piece of shit, and this time, DON'T say "I do!"
aback 5
Tell the bride it will jinx her marriage.
joeinthedark 18
Height reasons? Probably the height of hilarity for the rest of the wedding party and guests!
Sinny_fml 0
Awkward, but suck it up and just get it over with! The day is not about you. If you are allowed to bring a date find someone HOTTTTTTT!
JackDark 0
So you're supposed to walk down the aisle of a wedding with someone you divorced? Great, that won't bring back any memories at all.
HaxivX 0
well I've heard worse...but if that was me going with my ex, I would just suck it up and walk the 20 seconds.