Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
Today, at soccer tryouts, the coach made us run the entire practice. I ran the whole two hours ahead of everyone. When the tryout ended, I vomited due to dehydration. I didn't make the team. The coach's reasoning: "Only the weak throw up". FML
Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I ran one of the hardest cross-country courses in the country. I'm a pretty good runner, and I was feeling confident for the first mile. Then the Chipotle from last night's dinner hit, and my legs weren't the only thing running. FML
Today, I was sick and had soccer trials on the same day. At the soccer trials, the coach called me over and told me I was doing really good and to keep it up. I said thanks and vomited on him. FML
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flockz 20
and therefore will be faster than everyone during the game. :D
heyy17 10
Well, they are all gonna suck on the field, don't worry coach WILL notice. And plus, you did the right thing!(:
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Comments (158)
PrestonG95 7
I just ran my mile for school tryouts yesterday morning at 7am, I got 5:27 :)
magicman1 0
why the **** would the coach trust u guys with times ours watches us and times when we finish
JustJaredfied 0
It's alright, you'll be a better player in the end for it.
elime12 1
I know how you feel! I did the EXACT same thing when I was a junior trying out for varsity... i made JV.
danmaxime17 0
Fml
aj_alex 0
You should tell the coach that you were being honest and everyone else lied and that you don't think it's right nor fair that you were punished for being honest. I love soccer, been playing for 9 years N I would have done that. Oh and that's great that you were honest :)
robberry 11
Just run faster than everyone else.
DerekDisaster 5
When in doubt lie your ass off XD
98gabs98 0
& thats what you get for telling the truth...... wow, sucks.
404wan 19
how does this happen? why is your coach not waiting with a stopwatch at the finish line? timing yourself is complete lazy bullshit.