Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML
Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML
Today, at soccer tryouts, the coach made us run the entire practice. I ran the whole two hours ahead of everyone. When the tryout ended, I vomited due to dehydration. I didn't make the team. The coach's reasoning: "Only the weak throw up". FML
Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML
Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML
Today, I went for a run to get in shape for the first time in ages. I put on my running shoes and hit the pavement. Halfway through, the sole of one shoe came off, and I had to hobble back home in embarrassment. FML
Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I ran one of the hardest cross-country courses in the country. I'm a pretty good runner, and I was feeling confident for the first mile. Then the Chipotle from last night's dinner hit, and my legs weren't the only thing running. FML
Today, I was sick and had soccer trials on the same day. At the soccer trials, the coach called me over and told me I was doing really good and to keep it up. I said thanks and vomited on him. FML
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flockz 20
and therefore will be faster than everyone during the game. :D
heyy17 10
Well, they are all gonna suck on the field, don't worry coach WILL notice. And plus, you did the right thing!(:
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Comments (158)
kyrintethron 0
Honesty is the worst policy.
shannon1029 4
Says the crazy black guy probaly on drugs in his profile pic.
shannon1029 4
Don't worry, your better than all those other people. Just know that YOU are the winner for not lieing!
gravy_jones 0
I would find this even more hilarious if op didn't make the team
Amrel 10
If the coach knows what anal feels like he will break down in tears and hug op in comfort knowing he is not alone
Madiluvsyuh98 2
2 miles?! Crazy.
skylerXx 6
I know, right?!
MrSexyPants 14
They're probably running with the cross country team for training. However, the coaches here are way more lenient.
devilfire44 1
At least you'll be in better shape than the rest of the competition.
enopola 5
Yeah everybody is right, your developing cross country skills will clearly make you a better soccer player. Actual soccer skills don't count for your tryout.
babytunechi 0
same thing happens to me all the time -.- dw
manbearpig7173 0
HOW DARE YOU BE HONEST!!!
purecpu 0
Sucks bro same thing happend with me, so just continue and you'll shine in game time when you can't lie about shit