Today, I had finally summoned the courage to break up with my boyfriend, something I've needed to do for a long time. Right before my speech, he presented me with tickets to my favorite band a month from now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to leave my boyfriend. We have no spark and quite honestly, it's been really awkward. I planned to tell him when he came in, and I did. After all was said and done, he handed me the roses and new puppy he had bought for me, a puppy that I had been saving up to get. FML
Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
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el_angelroca 15
If you went with him I'm sure you wouldn't have had as much fun as going with any of your friends or alone even
MrSassypants 34
Now, I ain't saying you a gold digger but.....
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Comments (145)
HighasaCloud 46
Woman up, and do what you need to do. Let him enjoy the concert with a girl that actually wants to date him.
OrangeSodaCrazy 10
God you're a bad person
nicole1765 14
Boyfriend's fml: "I just took my girlfriend out to see her favorite band which cost me over a hundred dollars then she broke up with me. Her excuse for bad timing? She wanted to go to the concert. FML" Yea you would be no better than the other people who do this to their significant other. But your choice.
badluckmagnet22 3
Never in my life would I stay with someone just for tickets. I make my own money id rather buy tickets myself than wait another month and go with someone who I don't even like
atomicxsarah 17
Screw the band of I'm not happy with a guy I'm ending the relationship. You should do the same. And don't lead him on. The longer you stay with him the more his feelings grow for you.
heyLaddieHey 18
The tickets are a gift. Take them, dump him, and take a friend to 5he concert. It isn't the noblest thing to do but it isn't wrong
DoomedGemini 38
It is VERY wrong. As someone said, he probably planned to go as well so it'd be something like a date. You don't just take things your SO offers you and turn around to say "by the way, I don't like you, I'm breaking up with you" you're nothing but a complete bitch who deserves nothing.
michiganfool32 9
He will resent you if he finds out you only stayed with him for the tickets
bigred6693 12
Don't be one of the bitches that uses a guy for a month just so you can go to a concert -.- what is wrong with this world ffs
thatonetribute 31
Carry on with the breakup, op. It'll only make it worse if you string him along.
Cebolamole 13
A month from now: "Today, my gf broke up with me right after we left her favorite band's concert. The ticket was a gift from me. FML"