Today, I had finally summoned the courage to break up with my boyfriend, something I've needed to do for a long time. Right before my speech, he presented me with tickets to my favorite band a month from now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to leave my boyfriend. We have no spark and quite honestly, it's been really awkward. I planned to tell him when he came in, and I did. After all was said and done, he handed me the roses and new puppy he had bought for me, a puppy that I had been saving up to get. FML
Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
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el_angelroca 15
If you went with him I'm sure you wouldn't have had as much fun as going with any of your friends or alone even
MrSassypants 34
Now, I ain't saying you a gold digger but.....
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Comments (145)
worldclassrager 41
That's a tough one...what's the reason for the break up? Either way end it sorry op
kobomk 5
Obviously.. the band
sighlifeman 12
after or before?
sallen14 8
Take the tickets, dump him and then have an awesome time at the concert with a friend.
maemismile 22
I did the same thing. It was like almost 8 months cuz of stuff like that. And then he broke up with me so it was a relief.
cosmicdancer84 7
Dump him so he can go with a friend to the show. If you love him, then let him move on.
Morning_fml 22
This is one of those FMLs that bring out people's true nature. Downvotes, downvotes everywhere.
ButteredHamster 3
You need to break it off. It is wrong to stay together for material things. In the end you would have to admit to using him for a concert...
oilfieldtrashn2 4
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that "she's taken the tickets, didn't dump the guy, and is now leading him on and sacrificing her happiness" to see a band. Either you're young naive and irresponsible, and all of the above are acceptable; or you're selfish, self centered, and to be blunt, a cold hearted bitch that took the tickets from a guy you've probably taken for granted the whole time and now you're gonna lead him on over getting your panties wet at a concert.
backdoorman010 9
so you are willing to stick around in a relationship that makes you unhappy just for material objects. some women these days