Today, I had finally summoned the courage to break up with my boyfriend, something I've needed to do for a long time. Right before my speech, he presented me with tickets to my favorite band a month from now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I finally got up the nerve to leave my boyfriend. We have no spark and quite honestly, it's been really awkward. I planned to tell him when he came in, and I did. After all was said and done, he handed me the roses and new puppy he had bought for me, a puppy that I had been saving up to get. FML
Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
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el_angelroca 15
If you went with him I'm sure you wouldn't have had as much fun as going with any of your friends or alone even
MrSassypants 34
Now, I ain't saying you a gold digger but.....
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Comments (145)
typical_senpai 19
Let us know what you did
GirasolNegro 22
Return the tickets and break up
I_Like_Dogs 28
I really hope OP is not considering staying with him just because of the tickets. Using someone like that is just wrong.
Catto-Golden 23
I don't think she's trying to use him, and the Fml is that she'd feel bad breaking up with him after such a sweet gift
pdp_fml 21
You'll just have to make a decision. Why not accept the tickets and then break up after the concert?
kbecks87 16
Because that's a shitty thing to do to a person
VeryMuchDutch 12
because then you are an asshole.. and he should be the one breaking up with you
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If you're a decent human being you broke up with him anyway but offered to buy your ticket (or both of them, especially if he doesn't like that band). If you're the kind of scum that seems to be commenting, we'll see a "My girlfriend broke up with me" FML up to a month from now.
thrasher57 4
It's simple, don't be a greedy hoe.
Silk_Routes 14
you are mean Op! :-(
Arthurie 30
You know those FMLs where it's like, "Today, I just got back from a very expensive vacation and then my girlfriend broke up with me. Turns out, she only stayed with me so she could go on the vacation." ? This sort of reminds me of that, but on the other end. Telling him how you feel would be best, OP, or you're bound to get called some names and possibly garner a reputation.
mwali02 32
The rumours are terrible and cruel... But most of them are true... OP, don't be that girl.
withered 30
Most of rumors are spread by bitter people throwing a tantrum and are lies (example: person getting rejected then lying how the person that rejected them sleeps around or some other bullshit).
yea_its_me123 13
Omg! I did the same thing to my gf a year ago but she broke up with me and ill be honest your bf will be sad, and somewhat hurt, but your happiness will be bigger and better than any other outcome.
team_hale 11
Take the tickets, and break up with him next week.