Today, I had an all day volleyball tournament in a town an hour away. My dad left early, not realizing he was my ride home. I'm now stranded in the middle of a rural town with no way home anytime soon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, my mom and I flew three hours from Wyoming to a volleyball camp in Kentucky. When we arrived, we went to the volleyball center and told them I was there for the volleyball camp. They told me it had been cancelled two weeks ago and they forgot to call us. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and our so-called “friends” left us stranded at a park, when our phones and wallets were also missing. I had to walk nearly four miles in tears before I eventually got a ride from a stranger. Luckily, my phone was returned to my mom, but I’m still in tears from the distress. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, I got offered a ride to go home for the weekend. I go to college six hours away from home and haven't seen my family for almost two months. When I called my mom with the good news, she told me not to come. FML
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babycakess10 0
the team doesn't take a bus to away games?
sourgirl101 29
This is true. I have 3 maybe 4?posted (anonymously) it's fun to get them posted but never fun having strangers tell you you're a ******* idiot and deserve it! This is probably why so many OP's stay silent.
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Comments (200)
versace_chick 0
Your comment : dont panic all u gotta do is lift a thumb put out ur leg and smile....works on tv lol
UAVisONLINE 8
Could have asked a friend for ride home.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
OP posted and said all her teammates had left before she found out her father had already left.
JennaJustLauqhed 0
Atleast you have FML? Wtf... How does that help?
miss_fab 0
that sucks
geminiTwin4 3
its a way to stay entertained while she waits for a ride?
Drez_Bay 0
why the hell would he leave u, knowing u didn't drive?! He ****** u over big time!
Igor_g5 0
Just maybe you should have let him know that he was your ride home. Maybe.
iluvpink10 0
You have your phone call someone!!!!!
lmaoatall 6
your dad was just ashamed of your performance and didn't want to be seen in the car with you. don't feel bad, when ever me and my brother did poorly at our games, we had paper bags we had to put on our heads. come to think of it, he made us wear them every place we went.
collegeadministr 0
don't have sex while you are there! small towners have stds too!