Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I woke up from my wisdom tooth surgery… while they were still sawing my jaw. I had such a bad panic response that they also cut my lip, so I have stitches inside and outside of my mouth, as well as the haunting crackle of bone being removed from my skull stuck in my head. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
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Top comments
afdude87 6
youve never had surgery have you? youre not very rational and definitely out of it. tool.
Privations_fml 0
"Well, the surgery took a little less than an hour overall" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" *rrrrriiiipppppp* You'll have a funny story to tell!
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Comments (44)
KhalidAJ 0
Thats weird cause my housemate told me he is gonna get all of his wisdom teeth removed this weekend.
TheFuckerofShit 16
I see nothing funny about it.
iIixoxiIi 0
Same here! :
tencentsakiss 19
When you are on nitrous oxide something doesn't have to be funny to make you laugh.
all4pooh 4
I gotta get my wisdom teeth pulled :(
Redhead99 16
I was loopy when after the pulled my wisdom teeth to. I'm just glad I didn't rip my stitches. That Sucks.
tdruark 0
dude i had those taken out last year, and i ripped my stiches, is a pain in the ass
you_freak 7
How can it be his fault? He was coming round after aneasthesia, he was clearly out of it and not fully coherent. How could he control himself? Definately a bit harsh saying it was his fault!
pharoah95 5
it just teaches you to toughen up
gotanygrapes 0
#7 that's pretty much exactly how it went down. And looking back it's still funny .. it just hurts like shit now.
gotanygrapes 0
&& 19, I hope you have a good sense of pain tolerance and don't mind a steady diet of jello and vicodin.
TungstenLildog 10
At least they ripped out while you were still there and not gone home