Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
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Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me because she was allergic to seafood. She demanded a refund and another plate. Everything is clearly labeled. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML
Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I had four separate allergic reactions. The first from the pillow at the hotel I was staying at, the second and third from two separate ice cream parlors due to cross-contamination, and the fourth from peanut dust in the air on the plane ride home from my vacation. FML
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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Top comments
Ligerie 0
What a Bitch! Unless she truly didn't know. Now she is sitting at home wondering what baby oil is made of.
Calamity157 0
that sucks you shouldve complained for free food :p
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Comments (218)
a7x_RoCk3r 12
Fired.
tfortiger 0
I know plenty of people who have SEVERE peanut allergies but can have peanut oil. That always confused me.
peacelovepugs 7
they actually remove the allergy in peanut oil... I'm a doctor and have a peanut allergy myself. get with the program
valdancer99 0
lol
kalabunga 0
sue them
STOPBANNINGME 0
YDI for eating Chinese food!
valdancer99 0
I feel a feeling..... an odd feeling.. The lord is is telling me to tell you to ******* SUE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beaukuhn7 0
when someone says, "is there any trace of peanuts in this? I'm allergic." and the waitress knows that there's peanut oil in the food, she souls point it out to the customer even if it can be questioned because there is the possibility that the allergy exists, which it did. therefore, it is clearly the fault of the waitress.
STMV 0
I feel you I am deathly allergic to all nuts myself too I can't eat at any Chinese restaurant ether :(
s3xymoma 1
You can sew her get so much money ?
FweakofCydonia 40
You need to sue her. They should fire her since you could've died or choked or something.