Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I had to abruptly brake to avoid a pedestrian who had suddenly jumped into the street. As a consequence, my parking ID was pushed in between the dashboard and the windshield. It is literally impossible to get it out before my shift starts. In other words, I'm going to get fined. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Top comments
jibz 6
YDI 100 times over OP, never hit and run. man up and own up to your mistakes or stay off the roads.
Gummybears4life 0
You're an idiot. You deserved it.
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Comments (245)
protoss_terran 1
As the recent victim of a hit and run, I wanted to sign up for commenting just to say **** you! I hope it's a felony in your state.
Daydreamer86 0
I agree! Hit and run victim here too, thankfully I had lots of witnesses and their plate number. It was a 17 year old who panicked and fled the scene.
emjay09 0
my sister's car got totaled by a hit and run. you hit and runners deserve every bit of punishment possible.
chillinAK 9
As a victim of a hit and run while walking with my three small children, you deserve to get max jail time. You didn't even know if the Vic wad okay. And then you come on here like YOUR life is ******? Grow some balls bitch.
sexyscooter 0
i feel sooo sorry for you.... retarf
ghbetuehe 0
Wow
boopityboppity 11
Heh. OP is not a mentally damaged dog. You, however, might qualify.
keepmeonthedl 7
What a retarf!
FMLephant 2
Retarf should be the word of the week.
sexyscooter 0
TYPO!!!
12inchRooster 0
Piece of SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
RosiePatosie 0
I don't say this often, but you deserved it. That's classified as a "hit-and-run." Karma's a bitch.
tucansam555 3
I hate you dont be a bitch just pay the damn thing it's your fault
beccusmaximus 0
A friend of mine is still paying off $13,000 in hospital bills thanks to a hit and run. I hope whoever was affected takes OP for all s/he's worth.
kateindeed 5
you dumbass. completely deserves, but you're right, your life is now ******.
gusgus36 5
YDI for doing a hit and run. did you even care if the other person was okay?
GoldMAXX 0
that's what insurance is for moron
SisyphereanTask 2
OP you're a cowardly, selfish, narcissistic asshole with no sense of personal accountability. I hope you're shitty attitude and terrible choices make you wind up on the street. I hope the person you hit takes you for everything you've got. You're despicable.