Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I had to abruptly brake to avoid a pedestrian who had suddenly jumped into the street. As a consequence, my parking ID was pushed in between the dashboard and the windshield. It is literally impossible to get it out before my shift starts. In other words, I'm going to get fined. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Top comments
jibz 6
YDI 100 times over OP, never hit and run. man up and own up to your mistakes or stay off the roads.
Gummybears4life 0
You're an idiot. You deserved it.
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Comments (245)
ben2169 0
you couldnt fess up. now your gonna be charged with hit and run. way to go JACKASS. I hope i see you ass on worlds dumbest criminals or drivers
smacusc10 0
dude ur dumb as shit
mattc89 0
haha you deserve it, you coward. hope you get the maximum penalty and sued xD jerk
SouthernGuy8503 0
Got what you deserved, no wonder your name is calidumbass. The plate didn't incriminate you, you did Einstein. You now qualify for the show "World's Dumbest Criminals".... enjoy.
ulicksam 0
You're an asshole AND an idiot. YDI.
nalia18 8
you deserved it a-hole... fleeimg the scene is illegal stupid
Narwhal234 6
Wow.... YDI.
Googoo27 12
I still don't know what op means :P I'm retarded
anonymous31_fml 0
and I would've gotten away with it to! if it weren't for you pesky kids and that meddling dog! lol
Tkuska6583 0
You deserve everything you got! I was hit by someone who fled the scene on Memorial Day. Now I'm stuck with over $1000 damage to my car because that asshole left!