Today, I had a ride along in an ambulance. Being observant, I thought it was funny that a patient had to vomit. That was until I realized they couldn't control where they had to vomit. I spent the rest of the ambulance ride holding a vomit bag in front of the woman's face. Not so funny anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML
Today, we had a patient projectile vomiting in our ambulance. I didn't know she had puked on our cot until I found it with my bare hand at the hospital. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML
Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
Today, I held a container while a patient tried to throw up in it. She missed. FML
Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML
Today, after changing and dressing my 6-month-old into his super cute brand new outfit, I saw the telltale sign of him about to vomit. Without thinking, I cup my hand under his mouth and catch it all. I had to sit there with a hand full of puke and nowhere to dump it. FML
Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
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ChickenTenders 6
Not quite sure how someone needing to vomit is funny...
rsunshine2020 13
You have a SICK sense of humor
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Comments (137)
ns1985 15
serves you right for being a douche
metalhead4740 14
Well you're kind of a dick...
Tones217 9
Wow OP. You're an idiot and an asshole. Why would you even post this?
Youthanasia 2
Too bad she didn't threw up in your lap. YDI!
cheertrombonist 9
*throw up
poccocurantes 7
Who doesn't like to ride around in an ambulance and observe all of the humorous sick people and accident victims. Pile up on 495, hilarity ensues.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
Karma's a bitch, right?
TeenieRee_2032 27
How much "observation" did it take to realize someone had to vomit? You didn't hurt yourself being observant did you?? Also, in what universe is someone having to vomit even remotely funny let alone if that person is in the back of an ambulance? Get a job on a trash truck, find your humor there. Being an EMT is a position of integrity and honor, of which your post shows you have neither. You are a total schmuck.
lexos 16
You totally deserve it, it's only funny when a drunk friend needs to trow up
babyshaft408 8
God this is our future. Please don't become a paramedic
BurningGrannies 16
''Being twelve years old, I thought it was funny that a patient had to vomit.''
jem970 19
When I was 12 I didnt know anyone who thought it was funny to vomit... I'm just saying