Today, I had a mild allergic reaction from eating pasta salad. I told my mom that I might be allergic to the parsley, since it was the only ingredient that I don't eat often. She made me eat a sprig of it to "make sure." Now my face is covered in hives. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, my mom baked a cake for the whole family. One spent EpiPen later, I found out there were nuts in it, which I'm severely allergic to. My mom's defense was that she thought I'd have "gotten over" my allergy by now. FML
Today, I was eating a mystery flavored candy and I had an allergic reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelled up, but I still don't know what I'm allergic to. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I tried to blow my girlfriend's vegan parents minds by cooking them a tofu stir-fry. Being allergic to tofu but wanting to prove my cooking skills, I wore gloves and avoided touching my face. Somehow, I still managed to get it in my eye, causing an allergic reaction that made my face swell up like a balloon. Now her parents think I'm some sort of Martian. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I finally decided to try an alternative to peanut butter, since I found out I was allergic a while back. Two hours later I had to be sent home because the allegedly allergen-free SunButter caused my lips and throat to swell and patches of rashes to form all over my body. FML
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baconstrips 12
She should have just takin you to a doctor instead of just testing.
nateylovesporn 1
parent fail!(:
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Comments (121)
iseduran 5
Sounds like my mother.
not_cool808 16
ill pray for you
hassan1122331 0
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger!
heresIsaac 4
sucks
leannecloveryau 11
get sweet revenge or something, i would.
bannedforlife 0
Made you? As in tied you down, pried open your clamped jaws, shoved the parsley in your mouth, then poked you in the throat until you reflexively swallowed it? Geez, take some damn responsibility for your own life.
shake_my_head 2
exactly what i was thinking... If i thought i was allergic to something, i sure as hell wouldn't be eating it again. even against my will.
Glockinator 2
At least now you know for sure! Moms know best!
Glockinator 2
Really are we thumbs downing what was clearly a sarcastic joke!? Priceless. Good thing we have people with a sense of humor on this app. Where would we be without you!?
wriptidez 0
call doctor NOW allergic reactions can be life threatening sometimes
joanikens 18
Did she really want to use parsley that badly??
nicoleadrigiz 4
YDI. You didn't think for a second that maybe that wasn't such a good idea? You could have easily refused..