Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I ranted via text to my best friend about how annoying our coworker Stephanie is. I hit send, only to realize I had sent it to… the Stephanie in question. My backup plan? Following up with, "Just kidding! It’s for a short story I’m writing.” She replied, “I look forward to reading it.” FML
Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted, "I'm going to kill you and use your head as a hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML
Today, after a very harsh argument from my mother about her not seeing her grandchild enough, I decided to vent out my rage in a text to my friend. It wasn't until after I sent the message, that yes, I sent that message to my mom FML
Today, I got a heads-up that my boss suffered a death in the family, but was coming into work anyway. I thought he'd be depressed, but it seems he deals with grief with anger instead. I found that out when he yelled at me, threatening to rip my spine out my ass over a typo I made in a report. FML
Today, I was sending screenshots to my best friend about a guy who'd screwed me over. I sent the screenshots to him instead. FML
Today, I was venting to a friend over Whatsapp about my annoying coworker when I realised I'd sent it to said coworker (always check which chat you are in while typing). I'd said, "I’m convinced Brenda is either possessed or just doesn't know how to be a normal human." I deleted it, but it was too late, as she replied with a smiley emoji and, “Can I help with anything, asshole?” FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
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mahimalil 0
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unidentified_sta 5
>I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt >"I'm going to f*cking kill you, asshole." Someone can't communicate for shit. Also, someone is dexterity/functionally-impaired for such a slip-up between "best friend" and boss.
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Comments (131)
Guyana00 3
you're a moron. and if you have your bosses number you're friends enough to explainan have him/her believe.
Mentalpigeon 0
OP is retarded, you should explain yourself RIGHT AWAY.
starile 20
They'll be singing you carols and shit
starile 20
Boss: "Oh yes, quite alright, I always tell my best friend I'm going to f*cking kill him, too. And I can understand how you can mistake me for him, since a boss is LIKE a best friend :D Promotion for you!"
TheNewGuy03 29
ydi for not killing him? :O i'm sorry, op, but i don't have a single statement to support you. you pretty much just kicked yourself in the ass. |the kid|
taniaaaaa 0
Wowwww, That's a pretty harsh text message :( I shouldn't be one to judge because I don't know exactly what your falling out had been but I hope it was major enough to make your SMS worth saying.. Waaait
condog95 0
haha dumb b*tch YDI
Bree12345 15
haha you ****** up
LoveMySoldier82 0
Overkill much? Sounds like people are dying to be your friend.
jckbco 0
anger issues much you psycho?