Today, I was looking through my husband's phone and saw porn. I was so upset and immediately collapsed to the floor crying, feeling like I'd been punched. He called me a "giant drama queen" and said he needed the release. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband threw an epic tantrum, with crying, snotty nose, throwing himself on the floor, grabbing me by my feet, begging me not to leave him, and that he’s “so sorry” after I confronted him about the sexts and nudes he’s been sending to another woman. FML
Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML
Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML
Today, I got home with my 3 best friends in tow, only to find my husband fast asleep on the sofa, porn playing on his laptop, his boxers around his ankles, and a sticky white mess all down his thigh. I am so beyond mortified I can’t adequately describe how embarrassed I am. FML
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
Today, I suspected something was up when my boyfriend snuck out of bed after he thought I fell asleep. I caught him jerking to porn in the living room and got really upset. He actually got mad, saying, "I have needs and you never put out and get bitchy when I try." FML
Today, my husband was sick so we ordered out and watched a baseball game. He dozed while I did chores and listened. Near the end of the game, I sat down with my phone to look at pics of the protests. He told me to put my phone down. He was furious. I "don't respect him" and I "make him feel small in our marriage." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about allegedly texting another girl behind my back and exchanging nudes. I asked him, “If I were to look through your phone right now, would we still be together in the next 5 minutes?” He responded by smashing his phone to the ground and stomping it to smithereens. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
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Top comments
SAgirl 23
Do you guys have a healthy sex life or is it like once every 2 months if hes lucky?
smoochmysnoot 6
You actually cried over discovery of ****? He’s right, you are a giant drama queen. It would be an appropriate reaction if you caught him with another woman, but ****? Naw. Get a grip.
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jay4twentee 1
my husband and I watch it together.
smoochmysnoot 6
You actually cried over discovery of ****? He’s right, you are a giant drama queen. It would be an appropriate reaction if you caught him with another woman, but ****? Naw. Get a grip.
SAgirl 23
Do you guys have a healthy sex life or is it like once every 2 months if hes lucky?
TomeDr 25
I see a lot of people here don’t get it but I completely understand why you’re upset. **** is destructive on so many levels. It’s addictive, it pulls the focus of sexual pleasure out of the marriage, and shows an unrealistic view of sex. Not to mention the toll on the lives of the people who are in the industry.
aparsons561 2
I think it depends what was discussed. How each person feels about the subject is usually something that is talked about. if not then there really is no right to feel that way. Hopefully this can be worked out
CatIsAPalendrome 7
No it isn't. My triad all watches ****, together and as individuals. **** is only bad for people who have poor self control, impulse control problems, or other mental deficiencies
Chelsea Smith 7
I understand where you are coming from. I was married 10 years and no matter what I did he wasn't interested in me. He was able to get it whenever and still chose **** over me. It's hard and I hope you leave him. You deserve better.
CatIsAPalendrome 7
YDI for being with someone for a decade that didn't even want you.
CatIsAPalendrome 7
Get over yourself. If you were a better partner, he would be watching **** with you.