Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I yet again dreamt of the girl I loved in elementary school. She isn’t the woman I wound up marrying. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was with my last girlfriend, from five years ago. Nothing dirty. Just leaning on each other, talking, and smiling. Woke up and felt like she was really here, and now I miss her as much as when she had to leave the country. FML
Today, I had a dream that I cheated on my boyfriend. With the person he was when we started dating. We’ve been dating for two and a half years and I love him, but he’s so different than when I first met him. Even though he’s technically the same person, I can’t help but feel like I cheated on him with him in my dream. FML
Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML
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Hagadin 0
wow.. identical. I also live with my alcoholic dad, turn 26 in a couple weeks and ********** using my tears as lube
Rainbowsareshiny 0
aw. well. when one door closes, a window's bound to open right? and if not...well ******* break the window its all good. be the change you wanna see?
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Comments (50)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, people on here are really unsupportive. The majority of people in their 20s are having the hardest times in life. Jobs are very scarce and most people are unemployed. Half my high school graduating class moved out and had to move back in with their parents because they can't afford to make it on their own due to this crappy economy. The fact that OP also has a broken heart doesn't help matters. To those of you saying for her to "do something about it", how do you know she isn't trying to get a job but isn't succeeding? Like I said, most people don't have jobs these days, and it's very hard to get one. I have a degree and several certifications from college but where am I? Working at Dollar General for minimum wage 5 hours a day, 3 days a week, with an $18,000 student loan to pay off. So stop bashing OP since your lives are so perfect and in order but OP's isn't.
Tinav09 2
I know the feeling, only I'm 21, had to move back home because I'm now unemployed, and the person I love the most could care less about me.
jaccq 2
today I dreamt that I read a stupid fml post. oh wait... it wasnt a dream. FML
nic7973 23
oops!
CastielJ 6
Speechless.
Steel_BZ 8
Me too!! Except I'm a few years younger.. Sucks to be us!
FirebirdF350 7
It could be worse, you could be a forty year old convicted felon living with your retired mother, who pays all your bills, and you could be begging your son for money, in other words, you could be my dad.
Sarah__917 14
Stop crying and go work !!!!!!!!!
Aurora_RP 7
I'm sorry man, but you know, it's always darkest before the dawn
Neckyl 6
Get a job, and the first two issues will take care of themselves. I never understand why parents let their adult kids live with them if they aren't working or in school...you have to be doing something full time, even if it's a menial job for now.