Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I recently met, thinking she was really into me. Turns out she isn’t. How did I figure it out? We went clubbing and she hit on my roommate, made out with her best guy friend, and then left with a completely different guy. FML
Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML
Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML
Today, I showed up for a Tinder date. I sat there for 45 minutes, waiting. Finally, I messaged her to ask if she was coming. She replied, “Oh no, I wasn’t serious. You just seemed polite. I didn’t think you’d actually show up.” FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
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rachelroller 0
wow what a wh*re! aren't you glad you didn't go out with THAT? who knows what you would've caught..
jim_witness 0
Your sin in vanity. Her sin is lust. You would've had such beautiful children *sniff*
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trilo3000 0
id rather an insane religious chick there wicked in bed.
PottentialFML 0
Priests and nuns are always pros. They get lots of practice on altar servant boys.
FML_x2 0
Should've asked for directions..
Iloveblackmen 0
# 11. I'm not an "Insane religious chick" But I'm waiting till marriage. Dont be so ignorant. It's not like I'm a nun. Infact I'm sexy :D But dont worry about her, she's a sluuttt. "Today, I was supposed to meet a guy at a restaurant, he was late so I got drunk and I saw another guy and screwed his brains out, I woke up to him sober in bed. It was my father. FML."
UmbreonKirby 14
Don't be modest now. No one likes girls who sell themselves short
qter 3
You know her from 3 lines of FML text and dare to say she's a ****? How brave.
SmokinGuns 13
If she was supposed to go on a date with someone, but left to go get laid by another person - why yes, thats a ****!
24788 7
She couldn't wait so she just got in bed with someone else?
Light_Ty 0
She's screwed up o_O
justwant2Bhappy 0
just another example of how ****** up and stupid women are. I feel your pain man
fatalkiss 0
@19, that's ****** to say all women are like that.
meggy_joy 2
excuse me, but that's an ignorant, sexist comment. screw you. :P
xdaniellexx 0
*****.
marrajane 0
So a guy can go out and **** a random if he get's stood up and its him manning up and not letting some chick dictate his happiness, but a chick does it and she's a ****/*****/*****? That's bull! There's nothing wrong with having sex!!! And if I got stood up, which is what she would've thought happened, I wouldn't mope, I'd still have fun. If that fun ends up going home with someone, so what. There's nothing wrong with sex!
popoman 0
It's wrong whether the date is a guy or a girl.
Adovock 6
That is super slutty. And the guy showed up, she just couldn't wait because she was too horny. If a guy does that, he's a manwhore, and I'm a guy, and I HATE manwhores. They piss me off just as much as slutty ***** bags do. It isn't okay for either to do. If you want to meet a guy, he's late, and you just go home and have sex with some other random guy, that is super slutty. If you're waiting for someone, then wait for them. Don't just put out because someone else wants to. *****.
xxrogerthatxx 19
At 21, sounds like something a **** would say
Nederlander95 14
Yeah I'm pretty sure a guy doing that would have been called a pig. No sexist bias here. You're trying too hard.
Schmuty 2
Don't take so long next time and try someone who's not a ****