Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Social distancing
Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML
Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To
Ephrata, United States
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
She noped out of that one
Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML
HappyBirthdayToMe
Waterford, Ireland
Thanks everyone
Today, I'd organized a small dinner with immediate family for my birthday. I’ve since received texts from every one of them, cancelling due to varying reasons. My parents excuse is the funniest - they went out last night for a coworker’s party, and don’t want to go out again tonight. For me. Their child. FML
Anonymous
Family love
Today, I'd arranged a family reunion to see family I hadn't seen in years. Out of about 20 people, only 3 said they would come. One messaged to cancel the night before. The other two no-showed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML
BirthdayBoy
Madison, United States
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
my_only_friend
Chicago, United States
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
revalc
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Party time!
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Top comments
bluehero 17
Moms are the best.
TheOneTC 8
To your mom, it's still a big party.
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msbitz 10
at least you have someone!
Ooopsi_fml 2
thats what happens to me alot.
Pussycat86 18
Is it just me or the idea of a "big party" doesn't include mothers unless its your wedding? Maybe that's why they declined, cause your mother is coming!
archertheo 15
I would of visited if you had dip :)
outoftown 27
Did they go to another abdication party, or are they not fans of Queen Beatrix?
driinkbleach 18
I agree with #48 maybe if it was an online invite or something they didnt come because they knew your mom would be there. what kind of awesome parties are there when you parents are invited lol?
TiffGreen 11
Yay Mom:) Well at least you know who will always be there for ya!!
whY402Jay 12
**** planning parties. Most people are fake anyway and flake as displayed in this post. I only invite between 15 or 20. It's up to them to bring others if I want to do it big. Hopefully those who cancelled weren't close or truly important.
ciaraohagan94 5
I invited 33 people to my birthday this year and it wasn't even a big party or anything it was just going out to a club. All but three of them cancelled and a lot of them left it until the last minute. You never feel more unpopular than that moment. I feel for you OP. Let's throw our own party with blackjacks and hookers!
RuthlessTruth 9
You're either a crazy mamma's boy, or foreveralone. Either way dude, find new friends.