Today, I got the bill for the flowers my husband arranged to be delivered to me while he's out of town next week. I also got the bill for the flowers he's sending to the floozy he'll be seeing next week while he's out of town. The gift tag for it was: "I can't wait to see you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML
Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, I ran into my husband and his mistress. He was picking her up at the airport. I was catching a flight to a conference with my boss. He had flowers for her, and his arm around her. My boss knows my husband as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend returned home from a several week vacation with family. Instead of a happy reunion, I was terribly emasculated, publicly, for bringing flowers that "weren't as pretty as all the other couples' in baggage claim." FML
Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML
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Top comments
hottay7164 18
Leave his stuff outside for when he gets back/ yard sale and change the locks. Cheating sucks. If you are not happy just leave, but don't stay with the jerk, makes you just as bad.
Quaileggs 12
Send him a message or call saying "don't even bother coming home" and pack his shit up
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Comments (105)
Mr_Loudmouth 9
How can anyone "YDI" this? What a dick head husband!
Cazz91 21
I was thinking the same thing. Maybe it was accidentally voted YDI when they meant FYL... That or they really are just trolling jerks. Nobody deserves this. :(
Dusty_Busters 15
Scummy
pattayarick 8
Quick! Empty the bank accounts, cash in what you can, get a lawyer, and lose that loser.
Ariet 20
Leave him, he's not worth your time. You can find better!
mkcherry 14
Thank god you know now, make sure he doesn't give you a disease (thats always my biggest fear w. cheaters). You know about the impending divorce before he does, get your ducks in a row (cash out assets, put the home/cars in your name) and make sure you don't get screwed. Also keep the evidence of his infidelity for court.
rita91 5
Send him flowers saying he can stay with the floozy and don't bother you sold his stuff at the swap meet or randomly give to the homeless
rachelemmitt 4
I would contact the floozy and let her know that you found out about her. And if she knew about you then just tell her that they deserve each other (lying cheating scumbags). And if she didn't know about you then ya'll should team up to surprise him with a whole "family" relationship!! Thats what I would do!
asherm 15
I went through same thing w/ ex husband, her phone number all over the cell plan I shared with him. He just could not comprehend it when I turned off his phone and wouldn't continue to foot his phone bill.
radfab 3
So sorry, OP.
Methebee 3
Now that you have the floozy's address, send her his clothing and copies of your wedding certificate. Maybe a note letting her know that she can have him, along with a congratulatory cookie cake.