Bunsofpain
United States
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
donnap
North Highlands, United States
Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Anonymous
United States
You're not supposed to eat it
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
qld
Brisbane, Australia
Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got the worst sunburn I've ever had in my life, and then discovered I'm allergic to aloe when I went to treat the burn with some gel. FML
Username
United States
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Snow White
Soft as snow
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
Username
United States
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
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flyingflies 36
I'll make the assumption that you only expose your ass to the sun when you sunbathe, so YDI for not using protection against the sun.
WCARlover 35
Maybe you should have covered them?
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Comments (36)
JairBear241 6
Eh if you were sunbathing YDI
caggybandicoot 34
Sunscreen, OP. Your buns will thank you for it.
Alup132 22
If somebody shanks you that's gonna hurt!
LetsGetFreaky 20
Your fault for 1.) not wearing sunscreen and 2.) cover your damn ass cheeks
Coolermonkey 9
That's a big pain in the ass
1000timesscrewed 7
wiping after ******** must be unbearable
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for having your ass cheeks exposed to the sun. Either you were wearing one of those stupid thong swimsuits, or you were naked. In either case, it's called sunscreen, and it is your friend.
caliguy08 17
That's gotta hurt sorry OP