Today, I got sick in the airsick bag as my flight landed. The woman next to me, trying to make me feel better, says "Don't handle landings too well?" I responded "No, I actually fly fine, I'm just 8 weeks pregnant." She looked at my left hand, noticed no ring, rolled her eyes and looked away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML
Today, I was at the airport to pick up my mother since my baby is due soon. As she arrived, I smiled wide and opened my arms for a hug, but she walked right by me. Apparently, being pregnant makes me unrecognizable. My husband and I had to tell it her was me, her own daughter. FML
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lexiBRo 0
You people do realize that not all people exchange rings when they are getting married. My cousins are SDA and they don't believe in wedding rings. They have three kids and I would hate for people to look down on her just b/c she isn't wearing a ring when she has been married for many years now.
Xinabeth 0
Some people don't believe in a god, so the choose to not be married under a god. Marriage is a religious concept; if you don't have a religion, why bother getting married? Just because someone isn't married doesn't mean they can't have kids. That lady was quite rude :(
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Comments (406)
honeyishrnkdakid 2
#205, can you explain why you'd find it hard to believe that any real Christian would be reading FML? Is it because "****" is in the title and real Christians eschew the word so much, anything affiliated with it is anathema? I'm not trying to attack your statement, I really am just curious and would appreciate if you elaborated more on it. Thx :-)
sbarre1 0
To those wondering why I find it hard to believe... There are a lot of self-proclaimed Christians attacking this woman for being an unmarried mother. Which, obviously, we don't know is necessarily true. It seems odd to me that someone who believes in marriage before children would frequent a website with "****" in the title. >.>
JoeyfoShoey 0
205, believe it or not, I AM a real Christian even considering going into the ministry someday. And this website makes me laugh my butt off. And I am not even one who hates people who use "****", I use it myself occasionally. So yeah, just letting you know. You know, some people are perfectly happy with being unmarried. I see nothing wrong with having a child out of marriage if you're truly in love and you would protect and nurture said child to the fullest extent.
lexiluffagus 0
I don't see why ANYBODY gives a ****. It's her life, she has to live it whether it be good or bad, so how about we all mind our own ******* business?
ilovesvum1 0
but are you married because i was and i didnt wear my ring all the time
thegoatman42 0
im confused. so is OP married and isnt wearing her ring, or is she not married? either way, FYL
Courtnaayy 0
Why are people giving her shit calling her a ***** and bringing marriage into it. So she is pregnant? How do you know she isn't be a surrogate mother or got artificially inseminated because she doesn't want to get married, and just wants children?
ryepdx 0
Regardless of what you think of the OP's pregnancy, the fact remains that treating people with contempt and dismissal is at best impolite and at worst wrong. All the Christians on here giving this woman shit make me laugh. The first stone's been thrown and then some. Hypocrites. :-D (Sorry, that word gets bandied around a lot doesn't it? Well, go figure...) Besides, how pretentious of you or anyone to pretend that you can judge a person's entire worth based on one bad decision! It's kinda' like hating a song after hearing just one note. :-p
shnibz101 0
Congradulations!!!!
4ube_fml 6
Anyway, like my boyfriend and i say, christians in the us, are catholics just like the others Real protestants do not have a church and do not try to convince people to join them, they do what they want and think about whatever they think god will or not blame them for it. Its between the protestant and god, no church, no pastor, no lectures no shit.
Liz23Ilia 0
I was born out of wedlock and my brother was still a 4 month old fetus when my parents got married. 18 years later, me and my brother grew up to be really normal and our parents are just as happy as they were when they were a high school couple (absolutely no divorce in sight, ever, they run a company together). There's no need to worry about what others think, your kid will be fine whether it was born in wedlock or not. I was also raised as a freethinking atheist =D Bring the flame, bitches