LifeLikeLemons
Phoenix, United States
Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
joshualover
United States
Wee woo wee woo
Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML
Anonymous
Warners Bay, Australia
What are the odds?
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
stardustveins
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Anonymous
Today, my car horn got some sort of short and started beeping every 20 seconds or so. On the way to get it fixed, I got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Behind a cop car. FML
horribledriver
United States
Crash
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
Top comments
rivaraven 35
Okay, why would you move just because you hear sirens? Here you start moving when you actually see them, because otherwise you have no idea where they are coming from and where they are going and you are just an idiot trying to switch lanes for no good reason. And possibly making the traffic worse. As you did, as we can see.
chirstinap325 23
Gotta stop listening to that gangsta music
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Comments (17)
R_L_Jack 11
Lots of old and new rock songs have siren sounds in them and I have had exactly that problem without luckily not getting hit.
tbo13 7
You deserved it.
cootiequeen4444 11
F the person who rear ended you's life. it would technically be their fault and it wouldn't have happened if you opened your dang eyeballs and actually looked for a police car. How did you magically know which way your imaginary cop car was coming from btw? sounds super reckless, regardless of it being the radio or not. YDI.
erptwerp 26
You totally deserve that. You are dumb.