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Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

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Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)

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I bet your ticket price went up after that!

should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.

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One fine day your sarcasm will lead you straight to an ass beating.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH dude you like made my night

upsidedownfrownn 5

Nice one

That's ******* great! Did he then ask, "and how is my mom doing?"

there was another FML exactly like this. only at a job interview....

You must have lots of money, and can afford to say what ever you want.

allybooboo19 0

Dumb ass

You failed the attitude test. Great job.

gingerarmyboy12 0

Totally worth the ticket, classic ur mom joke priceless

NERDSUNITE92_fml 8

Hahahahaha that just made my night YDI.