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Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

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Funny thing is he laughed and gave me a warning :)

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I bet your ticket price went up after that!

should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.

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What kind of a world do you live in where you would "reflexively" say anything like that, to anyone, ever?

structuredchaoz 4

I don't care who you are. That right there is funny.

I bet it was I hope you arrive safe to your destination have a nice day....WAIT before you go here's a ticket ;-)

As funny is that is you completely deserved it. You should learn to stop being immature and responding with shitty "your momma" comments after every question.

Idiot lmao

Dude.....I think you have some problems........

These 'your mom' comebacks are getting so dry...

The slammer!

musicluvr2000 11

I'm assuming this isn't the first time it's happened to you

LOVEeujenya 3

Because you know, That always happeneds to the best of us !